Introducing 47 Premium Vodka — the only spirit bold enough to wear 34 stars, one for every felony count, smooth enough to sip at state dinners, and unapologetically American enough to be enjoyed on a plastic lawn chair in a driveway. Crafted in small batches right here in the U.S.A., this vodka goes down smoother than a classified document down a Mar-a-Lago paper shredder.
Distilled from cane, wrapped in patriotism, and filtered five times for clarity (something our leaders could learn from), 47 is perfect for the cocktail connoisseur, the politically plugged-in, or anyone who appreciates a good collector’s item with a splash of irony and a twist of history.
Sip it neat while watching the fireworks. Pour it over ice when the headlines hit. Toast with friends, whether you’re at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue or just trying to remember where you parked. With subtle gold flecks that sparkle like ambition, and a label bolder than a debate stage zinger, this is a vodka you’ll never forget — even if history tries to.
Made in the USA. Loved by the free. Possibly indicted. Definitely iconic.
